Hi I'm Sam and music comes out of my face
brokendildo:

weavemunchers:

How much do u hate ur kids


what kind of feet does your kid have

brokendildo:

weavemunchers:

How much do u hate ur kids

what kind of feet does your kid have

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

Source: kas-a

Source: its-salah

ink-its-art:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

THIS IS SO CUTE AND THEY TURNED OUT TO LOOK REALLY REALLY CUTE AS WELL OMG

Source: demilked.com

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

  • my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

Source: stinson

  • book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

Source: roachpatrol

Avengers Deconstructed 

Source: prettylittlespider

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

Source: heyfunniest

Source: emptysmile